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Sunday, 22 October 2017

Things Every Child Who Grew Up With Overprotective Parents Understand


Overprotective parents generally want to protect their children from everything.

And in the process, they can actually be the most annoying people most times. If you grew up with one or two of your parents being 0verprotective, we’re sure you can relate.


1. Where are you going to is a regular question


And at this point, you’re obviously tired of it


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2. And you obviously know your parents have all your friend’s numbers and addresses


Because they’re always worried


3. And if you’re meeting someone new, you have to drop all the details 


Phone number, address and long hours of explaining why you’re meeting him or her



4. And half of your friends are never good enough to them


That boy looks like he doesn’t have a future


5. And you know how you get missed calls and texts whenever you’re out


50 missed calls, 2 texts from them and texts from friends telling you that your folks are looking for you


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6. Spontaneous activities never ever happen to you


You live a regimented life basically.


7. And your dressing was always monitored


You can’t leave my house looking like your parents are dead



8. You’d be lucky if your internet activity wasn’t monitored


And then eventually, talks about your internet history happened.



9. Somehow, you’re always reminded of your previous offences all the time


Remember how that time you broke the mug, I left you


1o. And you’re reminded of the times they let you visit all the time


We let you go to the park with your friends two months ago



11. All you know about drinking and smoking is that it’s wrong before the eyes of God and it’ll kill you


And that’s about it


12. And you likely know that sex = pregnancy


And that’s all the sex-ed you got


13. Somehow, your parents have eyes everywhere


They were at work but they know you were with a boy today


14. And you know all the horror stories that happen to kids everywhere


Because your mother or father keeps telling you all about it.



15. You dream regularly of a life far far away from your parents


Heaven on earth




16. And you’re jealous of your friends with the liberal parents.


Whether their parents have two heads.


17. And you may have contemplated running away at one point or the other


Don’t lie. We won’t snitch

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